This was originally called pinoy!Deku and was posted in two parts on 31 Dec 2018. Inspired because I was taking pictures of some yema and trying to explain it and someone said the evaporated milk looked like cum.
Reasons Why Not to be Homesick Around Bakugou Katsuki
by yuuIt was a small thing, just a complaint from the Midoriya to his nerd squad that he was missing having more cultural variety in his food, the lunchroom fare getting stale after so long in classes and wanting the taste of his Filipino heritage without going off campus.
Seeing that the nerd is homesick, Katsuki decides to make yema, a candy Auntie Inko made when they were kids.
The nerd was going to be so excited…. right up until he realizes there is no evaporated milk inside the dorms.
Does Bakugou Katsuki balk in the face of such trials? Does he run out to the store to grab some or make one of his idiots squad do it?
Fuck no, he’s a gift to the art cooking, he can motherfucking improvise and make it perfect.
Bakugou pulls down his shorts and jacks off, deciding to use his cum instead.
It takes a bit, the idea of masturbating in the kitchen is kind of gross – they cook and eat there! – but hell, Deku has been having a rough time recently, he can at least do something nice for him.
The thought of Deku’s smiling face and calling him awesome is enough to bring him over the edge.
…except peering into the pan, it doesn’t look like quite enough to make a full batch of the sweet and creamy candies.
So Bakugou bites the bullet and calls Todoroki.
“Hey half and half I need a fucking favor and I won’t let you say no.”
There was a sigh from the other end of the phone line, “What do you want?”
“I need you to grab a clean cup and cum in it. Or get some of the other guys to help you out, I need another cup or so.”
“Why in the world would you need that Bakugou?”
“It’s for Deku duh.”
There was a pause. “Fine, and down to the kitchen right?”
Bringing up “it’s for Deku” would make the icy hot bastard do anything, it was kind of hilarious.
Katsuki smirked, “Yeah bring it down and maybe I’ll even let you help more with this.”
About an hour later, Bakugou produced a couple dozen perfectly circular cellophane wrapped balls to Deku’s door.
Deku absolutely LOVES these yema – not just because Kacchan and Shouto made them together, but because it just has this really creamy flavor that his mother’s never had and made them even better.
He tells the two this, causing Bakugou to smirk and Todoroki to blush.
“Want to know what my secret ingredient?”
Deku’s eyes light up and he’s so excited to know what made the yema so yummy.
Bakugou elbows Todoroki and then starts pulling down his pants.
Deku can’t get his lips around the two of them fast enough, wanting the secret ingredient straight from the source.
please for the love of all that is good and holy (or dark and unholy, if you prefer) do not substitute cum for evaporated milk. i\’m like… 99.9999% sure that is can not and should not be done, this was just for the lulz.