First Aid

AU where Izuku is quirkless and went somewhere that wasn’t UA and is a first responder who helps train heroes in emergency first aid.

He also happens to be Katsuki’s boyfriend but no one knows so when Izuku does the refresher course at Bakugou’s agency (which the whole bakusquad works at for reasons. Maybe all of 1A even), he is suffering because here’s his perfect af boy toy in a uniform and he can’t tap that because they gotta talk about CPR. Eventually when everyone is going Katsuki demands practice putting people in recovery positions just so he can fuck his Deku under the guise of hands on practice.

Someone probably walks in on them because of course they do.

“We have an on hand AED.” Kirishima points at Kaminari at some point during the course.

“Can he analyze the heart rhythm of another’s body?”

“No.”

“How about know the exact amount of power or pattern to restart a patients heart?”

“…No.”

“Then don’t be fucking lazy and grab the damn AED so someone doesn’t die on your watch.”

“If I hear any of you used your quirks on someone you rescued for no reaosn, I will find you and kill you.”

“…What’s a good reason?”

“I was considering that… Hardened arms because the person’s chest is too thick to compress with pure strenth alone. Shocking only if there is no AED and you get the okay from a professional and you be goddamned careful. Nothing you can do can make the situation worse… NO I lied, if you do this willy nilly you would do gd harm. So just.. don’t… unless someone who’s actually competent tells you to.”