Plus Ultra Temp Agency

Midoriya is currently temping night shifts for a 24hr call center – the kind that never really gets calls after 10pm but they need some poor person to be there from midnight to 8 anyways.

Normally he’s paired with Uraraka and they have fun playing word games and talking about boys or books or anything that comes to mind during the slow hours on their shift.

(Or comfort the other when shit hits the fan, and there’s 30 calls in queue for just the two of them)

Except tonight… Uraraka calls in sick and Yagi-san, in all his wisdom, decides to send Bakugou in her stead.

This… cannot end well. The last time they saw each other during orientation, they broke out into a fist fight and nearly broke Monoma’s jaw.

Yagi thinks this is a great idea though so he calls up Bakugou, tells him where he’s working that night and decides not to tell anyone about the change.

When Bakugou shows up ten minutes before his shift starts, he and Deku stare for a solid minute both going “oh shit”.

They are, however, professionals so they will do their damn jobs okay? Even though Bakugou scored a negative on the customer care test along with Todoroki.

For the first twenty minutes, everything is fine. They don’t talk to each other, just do their jobs.

And then Bakugou starts throwing shit at Midoriya. It starts with bits of paper and wrappers, candy and the like. Midoriya ignores it for a while before he grabs an eraser that was making a beeline for his head and throws it back.

After that it’s a war of thrown objects and poking each others sides with pens, which quickly escalates to wrestling in the too small area between cubicles and tables, which then turns to making out and then fucking.

Midoriya is flushed and needy, stretched around Bakugou’s cock and leaning against his desk…

And then Bakugou gets a call. And instead of pulling out he taps his headset to answer and starts talking pleasantly. Like he’s not fucking Midoriya so good. The bastard is smirking, Midoriya can tell in the reflection on his monitor.

Then Midoriya gets a call too.

He has no choice but to answer it – it’s his job. And if he sounds a little breathless and lewd while talking to the customer well, he sure as hell hopes that won’t be one that’s pulled for quality management.

(Somewhere else in the city, Shindou had a boner from a payment call he just made)

Thankfully those are the only two calls they get that night so instead the two fuck for hours on end. About an hour before their shift ends they’re wiping everything down and spraying air freshener all over the place so when Iida and Momo come in at 7am it doesn’t smell like sex.