Bakustatsukotori 1

Very few people know this but Bakugou has a bird. And not just any bird, but Bakusatsukotori! The most bad ass fucking bird, a parrot that knew curse words (and most of them were the hag’s fault!). He was the best… except one thing.

Any time Deku came by his house, for any reason, that stupid bird would start cooing at the nerd and call him cute! And only Deku! Anyone else, Bakustatsukotori would insult to the moon and back (including him) but the dumb bird brain was so sweet on Deku.

It was infuriating. Especially when his mom started cackling as Katsuki tried and failed to shut the bird up.

So long as the shitnerd doesn’t come by, his bird was the most ferocious pet on the block so visits became sparse unless necessary.