Waver Velvet is asked to teach at Hogwarts, refuses, and is then essentially blackmailed to take the job.
The Proposition, or
by yuu“So let me get this straight — you want me to take a year off from my own studies to teach at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as a professor of… what, Defense Against the Dark Arts, the fuck i sthat? The answer isn’t just a no, it’s a hell no.”
Zelretch was unmoved by Waver’s passionate rhetoric. “It’s a wonderful opportunity to learn more about witchcraft, as well as expand your horizons. Albus is a personal friend and I gave him such a glowing review of our own ‘Master V’s talents. Plus, I already said you’d do it.”
Waver’s retort was short and to the point. “Fuck me.”